A bit of humor…
Do you folks remember Andy Williams? Fantastic singer. He says that President Obama is following Marxist theory. I said, ‘That’s interesting. I think I’m going to wait and see what the Andrews Sisters say.’
-David Letterman
Well, the FBI has arrested a suspected al Qaeda terrorist and his dad. Did you hear about this? This guy was plotting terrorist attacks with his father. Even Mackenzie Phillips is going, ‘Ooh! That’s bad.’
-Jay Leno
President Obama made a big speech. He welcomed the members of the U.N. General Assembly to New York, and he said, ‘I’d like to encourage you to do some shopping while you’re here.’ I think it worked because China immediately bought eight banks, two car companies, and the state of Wyoming.
-Conan O’Brien
And yesterday at the United Nations, President Barack Obama told the world, ‘Don’t expect America to fix all your problems.’ Hey, hey, what happened to ‘Yes we can?’
-Jay Leno
President Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah Winfrey are all in Denmark lobbying for the 2016 Olympics to be in Chicago. Apparently this is the most black people in Denmark since the 1987 Earth, Wind, and Fire tour.
-Conan O’Brien
